Episodes
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#1 - Pilot
Malcolm finds his life as the middle brother in an eccentric family made even more difficult by his being placed in a class for "gifted" students at school.
#8 - Krelboyne Picnic
The whole family attends a Krelboyne family picnic, and Malcolm dreads his performance in the event’s "Academic Circus" will make him look like a freak.
#18 - Halloween Approximately
Malcolm and his brothers build the ultimate stealth weapon, while Hal and Lois battle a speeding car that terrorizes their neighborhood.
#2 - Red Dress
Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.
#3 - Home Alone 4
Lois and Hal leave the boys alone for the weekend with Francis, promising that if all goes well, Francis may not have to go back to military school.
#4 - Shame
Malcolm feels guilty after beating up a seven year old; Hal takes heat after cutting down a tree; Francis tries to sabotage Spangler’s sex education lecture.
#5 - Malcolm Babysits
While his family is reduced to living in a trailer in their driveway while their house is fumigated, Malcolm luxuriates while babysitting for what seems like the ideal family.
#6 - Sleepover
During a sleepover, Malcolm sneaks Stevie out of the Kenarin house and loses his wheelchair; Francis deals with hazing at military school; and Reese tries to prove he’s man enough to watch a scary movie.
#7 - Francis Escapes
Malcolm’s brother, Francis, runs away from military school and comes home to see his girlfriend.
#9 - Lois vs. Evil
The family suffers in poverty after Lois gets fired from the grocery store; Francis loves his new assignment as part of an honor guard at a beauty pageant.
#10 - Stock Car Races
While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois desperately searches for her missing paycheck.
#11 - Funeral
Malcolm talks the family out of going to a relative’s funeral, so he can go on his first date instead.
#12 - Cheerleader
Malcolm helps Reese become a male cheerleader to attract a girl; Francis has a heart-to-heart conversation with headmaster Spangler.
#13 Roller Skates
Malcolm suffers under his father’s roller skating tutelage, while Lois is sidelined with a nasty back injury.
#14 - Bots And The Bees
While Lois is out of town visiting Francis after his appendectomy, Malcolm and his friends build a robot, but Hal reverts to his pre-marriage wild-man persona and takes over the project.
#15 - Smunday
When Lois gets sick, Malcolm and his brothers convince her it’s Sunday so they can stay home from school...while Hal heeds the siren song of a Porsche dealership.
#16 - Waterpark
Malcolm and Reese spend the day fighting at a water park; Francis gets into a different kind of pool match with Spangler; and Dewey stays home with an odd babysitter.
#17 Traffic Jam
Stranded in a traffic jam, Malcolm meets his match in an intriguing young girl; Reese attempts to break into an ice cream truck; and Lois tries to control the uncontrollable chaos. Meanwhile, Dewey wanders the countryside, and Francis bets his classmates he can eat 100 duck-shaped candies.
#19 - Lois Birthday
Hoping for the nice birthday present she has never received, Lois takes Malcolm, Reese and Dewey to the Lucky Aid store where she works, gives each of them a $10 bill, and asks them to buy her something. Meanwhile, riding a bus home to surprise Lois, Francis flirts with Amaani, a Mozambican exchange student, and invites her to come home with him for the weekend.
#20 - Dinner Out
Malcolm’s family goes out to dinner with the straight-laced Kenarbans, while Francis makes the mistake of inviting local girls to a party at Marlin Academy.
# 21 - Vacation/Casino
When the family takes a vacation to a casino, Hal gets banned from gambling and takes Malcolm and Reese on an ill-fated trek into the desert; Lois and Dewey win a free day of spa pampering; and Francis spends a lonely weekend at home with Craig.
#22 - Convention
Malcolm and Reese compete with Dewey for a cute baby-sitter’s attention, while Hal and Lois attend a convention where Hal can’t resist fighting with an old rival.
#23 - Robbery
While Hal and the boys are besieged by bats after Hal brings home an antique armoire; Lois gets robbed at work.
#24 - Therapy
Malcolm gets into therapy to get out of class; Francis cleans up on laundry duty; Dewey turns out to be a skittles prodigy; and Hal and Lois attempt to clean out an over-stuffed closet.
#25 - High School Play
Malcolm’s friendships suffer when he becomes the suddenly popular star of a high school play; Hal and Dewey build their very own Utopia from plastic blocks.
#26 - The Bully
When Reese gives up his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors; Francis dreads his upcoming birthday at Marlin Academy.
#27 - Old Mrs Old
Malcolm gets in trouble with an elderly neighbor; Francis’ slacker friend enrolls at Marlin Academy; Dewey trades his backpack for a purse.
# 28 - Krelboyne Girl
#28 - Krelboyne Girl
#29 - New Neighbors
New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm’s family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from Oliver North
#30 - Hal Quits
Hal quits his job to become an artist; Francis suffers through a week of inventory work at Lucky Aide; and Malcolm begins to wonder about his own career future.
#31 - Grandparents
Lois’ disapproving parents visit; Francis goes to Mardi Gras but gets stopped by food poisoning.
#32 - Traffic Ticket
Lois disputes a cop’s claim she was driving recklessly, and orders Francis to pay off $750 in parking tickets he racked up under her name.
#33 - Sugery
Malcolm is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Francis stages a hunger strike at Marlin Academy.
#34 - Reese Cooks
Reese discovers a talent for cooking; Malcolm tries to convince a Krelboyne classmate not to have a party; Francis is forced to write a term paper.
#35 - Tutoring Reese
Malcolm tries to help Reese bring his grades up; Francis is exiled to a friend’s house after defying Lois’ order to patch the roof.
#36 - Bowling
Malcolm and Reese’s trip to a bowling alley is seen in two versions: one with Hal chaperoning, and one with Lois doing the honors.
#37 - Malcolm Vs. Reese
Francis forces Malcolm and Reese compete to “earn” a coveted ticket to a wrestling match; Dewey loses Craig’s cat while Craig is away at a comic book convention.
#38 - Mini-Bike
The younger boys try to convince Lois to let them have a mini-bike; Hal attends a father-son weekend at Marlin Academy.
#39 - Carnival
Malcolm, Reese, Dewey and Stevie sneak out to a county fair, then get locked inside after hours with a drunk, beligerent guard.
#41 - Flashback
When Lois thinks she might be pregnant again, she and Hal argue...and remember how their lives changed with the births of each of their sons.
#42 - House Boat
Malcolm and Stevie’s families vacation together on a houseboat; Francis decides to quit school and move to Alaska.
#43 - Emancipation
Malcolm and the Krelboynes do battle with a tough new teacher; Francis tries to get Lois to talk to him after his self-emancipation.
#44 - Book Club
Lois joins a book club; Hal worries about getting the boys to behave while Lois is out; Francis hitchhikes through Canada with a trucker who vows to test Francis’ limits.
#45 - Malcolm's Girlfriend
Malcolm gets his first official girlfriend; Dewey makes a non-imaginary friend; Francis takes refuge with a mad bomber in a remote Canadian cabin.
#46 - Charity
Malcolm and his brothers mine personal profit from some church charity work; Francis gets a taste of life in a logging camp.
#47 - Health Scare
Hal sweats out a biopsy on a lump found during a medical checkup; Dewey babysits the class hamster; Lavernia challenges Francis to a fight at the logging camp.
#48 - Christmas
Lois tries to get the boys to behave until Christmas by holding their presents hostage; Francis spends Christmas with his mean-spirited grandmother
#49 - Poker
Hal accuses Abe of cheating him at poker; Francis weathers a storm at the logging camp; Reese and Lois attend a dance class.
#50 - Reese's Job
Reese is accused of stealing at his new job; Dewey tries to convince is parents he can keep a goldfish alive; Malcolm chafes when a super-genius joins his class.
#51 - Lois's Makeover
Lois gets dolled up after a scathing customer review; the boys take on Hal at basketball; Francis becomes a rat catcher.
#52 - Company Picnic
As the picnic continues, Hal can’t bring himself to admit his real identity to his boss, Malcolm further humiliates himself, and Reese bonds with his scavenger hunt partner...while Francis starts to regret his bet against the loggers’ hockey team.
#53 - Company Picnic
As the picnic continues, Hal can’t bring himself to admit his real identity to his boss, Malcolm further humiliates himself, and Reese bonds with his scavenger hunt partner...while Francis starts to regret his bet against the loggers’ hockey team.
#54 - Reese Drives
Reese gets into trouble during his very first driving lesson; Malcolm helps Craig install a new stereo system; Francis barters a chain of favors to pay off a debt.
#56 - Hal's Birthday
After Francis shows up with a new wife, Malcolm, Reese and Dewey get so fed up with Lois’constant yelling, they run away from home.
#57 - Hal Coaches
Hal begins coaching Dewey’s soccer team…much to Dewey’s horror; Malcolm gets unexpected results when he programs his new computer to act out the lives of his family; Reese blackmails neighbor Ed when he uncovers the truth about Ed’s philandering; Francis, Eric, Artie and Pete end up at each other’s throats when they go ice fishing.
#58 - Dewey's Dog
Dewey hides a dog from his parents; Hal and Lois try to keep a romantic date, even though both of them are sick; Commandant Spangler finds Francis at the logging camp.
#59 - Poker #2
While Hal gets into a variety of one-up contests with his poker buddies, Reese sets Stevie up with the daughter of one player, while Malcolm discovers the daughter of another player has a gun in her purse; Francis gets jealous of Piama’s secret rendezvous.
#60 - Clip Show
After the family car gets damaged and the boys won’t own up to causing the incident,Hal takes them to see a psychiatrist.
#61 - Jury Duty
While Lois is on jury duty,she pushes the other jurors to take their jobs seriously; Hal tries to solve a murder case he thinks Lois is assigned to; Malcolm,Reese and Dewey get lost in a sewer; Francis and his friends get trapped by a bear during an ice fishing trip.
#62 - Cliques
Malcolm and the Krelboynes are forced to join the regular student body; Hal itches to knock down Dewey’s elaborate domino setup; Francis itches to know what Piama did to get Lavernia to be nice to him.
#63 - Monkeys
Craig’s new helper monkey turns vicious; Reese tries to control the neighborhood after successfully subduing a prowler; Francis’ wife and best friend hate each other.
#64 - Zoo
During a trip to the zoo, Hal gets jealous of Lois’ former boyfriend, Dewey and Malcolm fall into a tiger pen, and Reese butts heads with a goat…while Francis gets stranded on a cross-country car trip and takes a new job at a dude ranch.
#65 - Humilithon
Malcolm suffers extreme humiliation during his first week as a high school freshman; Dewey loves his first week as a latchkey kid; Francis discovers the trials of working for a too-permissive boss.
#66 - Family Reunion
When Lois is repeatedly insulted at Hal’s family reunion, the boys plot revenge and Hal is prompted to finally stand up to his avoidant father.
#67 - Stupid Girl
Malcolm tries to “dumb down” to attract a cute, non-intellectual girl; Hal rents a steamroller and becomes addicted to crushing things.
#68 - Forward Backwards
As Malcolm and Reese fight an escalating battle of revenge, they flash back to the chain of events that led to the war; Dewey prepares for a school play; Francis and Otto fear a Devil Cow.
#69 - Forbidden Girlfriend
Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can’t have sex for a week; Dewey discovers he’s an “evil twin”; Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.
#70 - Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Malcolm tries not speaking his mind; Hal takes up race-walking; Reese goes on a date with his girlfriend… and Craig.
#71 - Boys At The Ranch
On a visit to Francis’ dude ranch Hal can’t help being disappointed in Francis’ success, Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup, and Gretchen punishes Dewey for breaking a valuable doll.
#72 - Grandmas Sues
When Lois’ mother visits, she trips on a leaf and decides to sue Hal and Lois…just as Lois finds out she’s pregnant again.
#73 - If Boys Were Girls
Wondering about the sex of her new baby, Lois imagines what life would be like if her boys were girls.
#74 - Long Drive
Lois uses a long drive with Malcolm to further his sex education; Reese spends a day in prison; Dewey plants seeds of discontent in Hal’s vocal group; Francis has an accident branding Otto’s favorite cow.
#75 - Kicked Out
When Hal kicks Malcolm out of the house for misbehaving, Reese tries to take advantage of Hal’s distraction to come up with a truly bad stunt of his own, and Francis takes offense when Otto’s musician nephew plays a musical accompaniment to Francis’ every move.
#76 - Stero Store
Hal takes a second job at a stereo store, but has a hard time fitting in with the younger employees; the boys chafe under the sly rule of a new babysitter; Francis tries to keep Gretchen from finding out a movie company shooting at the ranch is really producing a porn film.
#77 - Hal's Friend
Hal spends a wild night with an old high school buddy; Malcolm tries to liberate Dabney from his mother’s control; Francis spends the night with Otto when their wives are out of town.
#78 - Garage Sale
Lois puts Reese in charge of the family’s garage sale; Hal re-starts his old pirate radio station.
#80 - Clip Show # 2
As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby’s birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current children.
#81 - Reese's Party
When Hal and Lois go on a less-than-romantic getaway, Reese throws a party at home, which is crashed by delinquent friends of Francis, who take over the garage and hold the boys hostage.
#82 - Future Malcolm
Malcolm meets a chess-playing bum who could be him in 30 years; Lois can’t figure out why she’s gaining weight; Dewey attributes his bizarre behavior to obeying requests from the fetus Lois is carrying; Francis objects to Piama posing nude in an art class.
#83 - Baby (Part 1)
“Hal takes the boys to a bridal show; Lois’ mother wants to move in with the family; Malcolm gets an offer to enroll in a prestigious private school.
#84 - Baby (Part 2)
While Lois goes into hard labor at home, Hal winds up unconscious and hallucinating in an emergency room, and the boys wander into a hospital parenting class.
#85 - Day Care
The family joins a church to get free day care for baby Jamie; Francis tries to help the dude ranch cash-in on a local UFO craze.
#93 - Block Party
Malcolm realizes the entire neighborhood has been throwing a block party when the family leaves town for an annual vacation; Hal and Lois participate in a kielbasa-eating contest; neighborhood kids pay money for a chance at beating up Reese; and Otto acquires a device for “extracting seed” from a bull.
#86 - Vegas
The family travels to Las Vegas when Hal experiences a dream about hitting the jackpot; Dewey and Reese enter an enormously obese rabbit in a contest; Lois gets to meet her favorite singer backstage; Otto and Francis get trapped in a well.
#87 - Watching The Baby
When an exhausted Lois falls asleep, Hal goes out for diapers, only to be branded a shoplifter; three beautiful girls use Malcolm, Reese, and Stevie to embarrass their prom dates; Dewey tells the baby a fantastic tale to keep him from crying.
#88 - Goodbye Kitty
Stevie goes into shock when he’s told Kitty divorced Abe; Reese gets caught up in the hot-and-heavy entries in a diary, unaware it belongs to Lois; Otto and Francis have to put down an old horse; Dewey finds he likes the taste of baby food.
#89 - Thanksgiving
As Thanksgiving approaches, Malcolm has a shot at getting lucky with a sexy friend from school; Reese prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving meal; and Francis and Piama want a divorce.
#90 - Malcolm Films Reese
Malcolm’s teacher forces him to secretly record Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets; Francis strikes back after a critic writes a scathing review about the hotel; Dewey starts his own novelty act at an outdoor mall; Hal’s bosses are placed under arrest.
#91 - Malcolm's Job
Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois’s well-kept secret; Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies; and sick of the way his brothers treat him, Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis.
#92 - Christmas Tree
As Christmas approaches… a layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees; Francis and Piama’s peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto’s German relatives show up at the ranch; and Lois tries to capture a squirrel that bit Craig.
#94 - Dirty Magazine
When Malcolm becomes editor of the high school literary magazine, the principal instructs him to censor a well-written story; Lois encourages Hal to flirt with a new supervisor so he can keep his job; Francis teaches Otto how to waltz; and Reese pulls a prank on Dewey.
#95 - Hot Tub
Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub; Malcolm gets his driver’s permit, only to get mixed up in a dispute between Polly and her ex-boyfriend; and Reese steals Dewey’s friend.
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