Mall-o-mart Madness - Barbed Wire Lootcase
1/13/2010 12:59:26 PM
Liz here, and today I want to talk about defense systems. Basically, they’re useless! What you really want is a Barbed Wire Lootcase!
The lootcase is a wonderful invention, it looks like a closet, but it’s used to pile away all of your valuables. The best part is that it’s got barbed wire wrapped around it! NO ONE can get through barbed wire, especially if you hook a car battery up to it! Then it becomes an electrified barbed wire defense system for your loot, which is unbeatable!
The best part about the lootcase is the price. It’s ridiculously cheap for such an effective storage system. Things like this go for thousands of Evil Points over in Europe, but you can get your very own in the Mall-O-Mart for only 325 Evil Points!
So what are you waiting for? Your loot won’t protect itself, but the Barbed Wire Lootcase sure will! Until next time, I’m Elizabeth Sergeant and I’m more fashionable than you – so deal with it!
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