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posted:
5/13/2010 3:00:31 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There are only a couple days left! Come on people, vote! VOTE!
A Terrible Tally went up about who has the coolest car, and of course I’m in the running, the Doom Mobile is only the most nefarious thing on wheels! The voting is tight right now, but I CAN’T LOSE!
Come on people, this is a car show! And I’m the only Super Villain in town who has a car theme! I mean, sure if Cougar wins it would be OK because she has a pretty cool car, but it’s not her car that makes her famous! If I lose it would be devastating to my reputation as the most evil driver the world has ever seen! That car is my calling card and if I don’t win… I… I just don’t know what I would do!
Well, again, I’m lying (but I’m EVIL so that’s ok! . I’d probably take out the Doom Mobile for a nice drive. And by nice drive I mean I’ll be going on a news worthy rampage through Metrotown. I’d finish my rampage by finding the winners car and destroy it!
But I can’t lose, can I? NO I CAN’T!
This is your last chance Metrotown! Vote for me so that I win this contest. OR, face an epic rampage of mayhem and destruction! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There are only a couple days left! Come on people, vote! VOTE!
A Terrible Tally went up about who has the coolest car, and of course I’m in the running, the Doom Mobile is only the most nefarious thing on wheels! The voting is tight right now, but I CAN’T LOSE!
Come on people, this is a car show! And I’m the only Super Villain in town who has a car theme! I mean, sure if Cougar wins it would be OK because she has a pretty cool car, but it’s not her car that makes her famous! If I lose it would be devastating to my reputation as the most evil driver the world has ever seen! That car is my calling card and if I don’t win… I… I just don’t know what I would do!
Well, again, I’m lying (but I’m EVIL so that’s ok!. I’d probably take out the Doom Mobile for a nice drive. And by nice drive I mean I’ll be going on a news worthy rampage through Metrotown. I’d finish my rampage by finding the winners car and destroy it!
But I can’t lose, can I? NO I CAN’T!
This is your last chance Metrotown! Vote for me so that I win this contest. OR, face an epic rampage of mayhem and destruction! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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posted:
5/14/2010 7:29:03 PM
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Sunburn
rank: 48
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posted:
5/17/2010 10:42:07 PM
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Sunscreen
rank: 62
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NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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