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6/21/2010 11:46:10 AM
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The fashionista, Elizabeth Sergeant, at your service. And this week I would like to talk to you about something rather remarkable, a Laser Shark!
The Laser Shark is an endangered species because so many super villains have tried to kidnap them to use as guards to their underwater lairs, or just to keep as pets. So in an attempt to keep them around longer, Mall-o-Mart has taken some of these underwater beasts and stuck them in a cube to stay safe, and they made them expensive so that cruel villains couldn’t afford them! Now, all that you’re left with is a super cool Laser Shark decoration to keep in your lair!
They’re possibly the coolest creature ever, but be careful, their lasers have been known to destroy the cube it’s being held in. If the sharks get out they aren’t generally to happy, and your lair may take the brute of their frustation. Still, it’s worth the risk, as long as you have 12,000 Evil Points!
Until next time, I’m Elizabeth Sergeant and I’m more fashionable than you – so deal with it!
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The fashionista, Elizabeth Sergeant, at your service. And this week I would like to talk to you about something rather remarkable, a Laser Shark!
The Laser Shark is an endangered species because so many super villains have tried to kidnap them to use as guards to their underwater lairs, or just to keep as pets. So in an attempt to keep them around longer, Mall-o-Mart has taken some of these underwater beasts and stuck them in a cube to stay safe, and they made them expensive so that cruel villains couldn’t afford them! Now, all that you’re left with is a super cool Laser Shark decoration to keep in your lair!
They’re possibly the coolest creature ever, but be careful, their lasers have been known to destroy the cube it’s being held in. If the sharks get out they aren’t generally to happy, and your lair may take the brute of their frustation. Still, it’s worth the risk, as long as you have 12,000 Evil Points!
Until next time, I’m Elizabeth Sergeant and I’m more fashionable than you – so deal with it!
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