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6/1/2011 4:09:25 PM
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Ah-MAY-Zing
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In honor of this Saturday's Kid Vs. Kat Marathon here is a quiz for you to find out how evil your pet is!
Add up all of the points you gain for each answer and check what your score means!
1) Your pet in three words:
a. Independent, fickle, sneaky (4 points)
b. Mysterious, unpredictable, high-strung (3 points)
c. Happy, friendly, energetic (2 points)
d. Slothful, quiet, unresponsive (1 point)
2) Your pet’s daily activities include the following:
a. Avoiding people at all costs, hiding away in the darkest rooms and abducting household items to bring to their lair. (4 points)
b. Calm one moment, hyperactive the next. Wants lots of attention, then none. Acts excited to see you, ambushes you unexpectedly. (3 points)
c. Holding down the fort while you’re at school, greets you when you come home, loyally accompanies you with activities and on walks. (2 points)
d. Staying in the same spot until meal times, eats, returns to its spot. Occasionally rolls over if a treat is offered as incentive. (1 point)
3) Your pet’s interactions with you and your family:
a. Barely any unless there are shiny objects. (4 points)
b. Back and forth between attentive and aloof. (3 points)
c. Always present wherever you go around the house. (2 points)
d. Minimal, and only when food is involved. (1 point)
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In honor of this Saturday's Kid Vs. Kat Marathon here is a quiz for you to find out how evil your pet is!
Add up all of the points you gain for each answer and check what your score means!
1) Your pet in three words:
a. Independent, fickle, sneaky (4 points)
b. Mysterious, unpredictable, high-strung (3 points)
c. Happy, friendly, energetic (2 points)
d. Slothful, quiet, unresponsive (1 point)
2) Your pet’s daily activities include the following:
a. Avoiding people at all costs, hiding away in the darkest rooms and abducting household items to bring to their lair. (4 points)
b. Calm one moment, hyperactive the next. Wants lots of attention, then none. Acts excited to see you, ambushes you unexpectedly. (3 points)
c. Holding down the fort while you’re at school, greets you when you come home, loyally accompanies you with activities and on walks. (2 points)
d. Staying in the same spot until meal times, eats, returns to its spot. Occasionally rolls over if a treat is offered as incentive. (1 point)
3) Your pet’s interactions with you and your family:
a. Barely any unless there are shiny objects. (4 points)
b. Back and forth between attentive and aloof. (3 points)
c. Always present wherever you go around the house. (2 points)
d. Minimal, and only when food is involved. (1 point)
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6/1/2011 4:15:23 PM
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Ah-MAY-Zing
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4) Your pet’s general attitude towards people:
a. “You feed me this dry kibble?! Incompetent humans.” (4 points)
b. “How about you pet me, and love me, and I BITE YOUR HAND OFF?” (3 points)
c. “The kids are home! MY FAVOURITE!” (2 points)
d. “Another walk? How about a snack instead?” (1 point)
5) Your pet’s temperament:
a. You don’t see them enough to say. (4 points)
b. Psychotic and hyperactive. (3 points)
c. Outgoing and patient. (2 points)
d. Indifference towards everything except food. (1 point)
6) Your pet’s vocalizations:
a. Very little, but makes plenty of noise doing whatever it does in its favourite hideout. (4 points)
b. Happy purrs or tail wags that turn into loud hisses or growls. (3 points)
c. Barks or meows to let you know when it wants attention. (2 points)
d. Snoring and stomach growls. (1 point)
7) Games your pet enjoys:
a. Hide and seek. It always wins. (4 points)
b. Sneaking in your room while you sleep, pretending to check on you, and then deciding it would be fun to wake you up by launching itself on you or making loud noises. (3 points)
c. Fetch, Frisbee, anything that you initiate for it. (2 points)
d. Wins daily at “Who can sleep the longest?” (1 point)
8) Items that your pet is generally attracted to:
a. Random household items like batteries, remote controls, car keys, etc. (4 points)
b. Anything it can chase or gnaw on for a long period of time. (3 points)
c. Socks, underwear, shoes. (2 points)
d. Food and treats. (1 point)
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4) Your pet’s general attitude towards people:
a. “You feed me this dry kibble?! Incompetent humans.” (4 points)
b. “How about you pet me, and love me, and I BITE YOUR HAND OFF?” (3 points)
c. “The kids are home! MY FAVOURITE!” (2 points)
d. “Another walk? How about a snack instead?” (1 point)
5) Your pet’s temperament:
a. You don’t see them enough to say. (4 points)
b. Psychotic and hyperactive. (3 points)
c. Outgoing and patient. (2 points)
d. Indifference towards everything except food. (1 point)
6) Your pet’s vocalizations:
a. Very little, but makes plenty of noise doing whatever it does in its favourite hideout. (4 points)
b. Happy purrs or tail wags that turn into loud hisses or growls. (3 points)
c. Barks or meows to let you know when it wants attention. (2 points)
d. Snoring and stomach growls. (1 point)
7) Games your pet enjoys:
a. Hide and seek. It always wins. (4 points)
b. Sneaking in your room while you sleep, pretending to check on you, and then deciding it would be fun to wake you up by launching itself on you or making loud noises. (3 points)
c. Fetch, Frisbee, anything that you initiate for it. (2 points)
d. Wins daily at “Who can sleep the longest?” (1 point)
8) Items that your pet is generally attracted to:
a. Random household items like batteries, remote controls, car keys, etc. (4 points)
b. Anything it can chase or gnaw on for a long period of time. (3 points)
c. Socks, underwear, shoes. (2 points)
d. Food and treats. (1 point)
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6/1/2011 4:18:58 PM
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9)Your pet’s attention span:
a. Entirely focused on being out of sight and guarding its household findings. (4 points)
b. Non-existent. Distracted by sounds, people, movements. (3 points)
c. Generally good, but gets distracted by birds and squirrels. (2 points)
d. One-track mind. (1 point)
10) Your pet’s loyalty:
a. Loyal to its own agenda. (4 points)
b. Loyal for very short periods of time that are usually very far apart. (3 points)
c. Your best friend. (2 points)
d. Loyal to its comfy spot on the couch and its food dish. (1 point)
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9)Your pet’s attention span:
a. Entirely focused on being out of sight and guarding its household findings. (4 points)
b. Non-existent. Distracted by sounds, people, movements. (3 points)
c. Generally good, but gets distracted by birds and squirrels. (2 points)
d. One-track mind. (1 point)
10) Your pet’s loyalty:
a. Loyal to its own agenda. (4 points)
b. Loyal for very short periods of time that are usually very far apart. (3 points)
c. Your best friend. (2 points)
d. Loyal to its comfy spot on the couch and its food dish. (1 point)
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6/1/2011 4:20:05 PM
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Ah-MAY-Zing
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10 – 15 points
Your pet is probably easy to look after because it’s really lazy and unresponsive. In fact, it’s probably more of Chia pet than an actual animal if it’s not a fish. There’s likely no need to worry about your pet being evil because it wouldn’t have the energy or motivation for global domination. You might consider yourself lucky, but you should also consider a workout plan and diet for your pet.
16 – 25 points
Your pet is probably the ideal animal friend. Always happy to see you, full of excitement over the little things like belly rubs or walks. It’s probably safe to say that your pet wants to protect you from evil rather than harm you. In fact, it’s probably your unofficial sidekick! You are lucky to have such a loyal pet, so you can rest easy knowing you’re safe!
26 – 35 points
Your pet is probably not so much evil as it is just plain crazy. Its mixed signals and inconsistent behavior is probably an indication that it chose you to be a victim of its lifelong madness and psychotic antics. I’m sure with enough patience and understanding it could mellow out over time, but you need to take action early on to keep a lid on your pet’s behavior! Keep your guard up and try to see the amusement in your animal friend’s craziness.
36 – 40 points
There is no easy way to say this, but your pet is E-V-I-L! While you’re wondering where it is half the time, or how to deal with its bad behavior, it’s highly likely that your “animal friend” is plotting to keep harassing you until you give in to its higher demands, or building a communication system to reach the other evil pets of the universe. Approach them with caution, and keep a close watch on what they might be putting together with all of your missing household items.
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10 – 15 points
Your pet is probably easy to look after because it’s really lazy and unresponsive. In fact, it’s probably more of Chia pet than an actual animal if it’s not a fish. There’s likely no need to worry about your pet being evil because it wouldn’t have the energy or motivation for global domination. You might consider yourself lucky, but you should also consider a workout plan and diet for your pet.
16 – 25 points
Your pet is probably the ideal animal friend. Always happy to see you, full of excitement over the little things like belly rubs or walks. It’s probably safe to say that your pet wants to protect you from evil rather than harm you. In fact, it’s probably your unofficial sidekick! You are lucky to have such a loyal pet, so you can rest easy knowing you’re safe!
26 – 35 points
Your pet is probably not so much evil as it is just plain crazy. Its mixed signals and inconsistent behavior is probably an indication that it chose you to be a victim of its lifelong madness and psychotic antics. I’m sure with enough patience and understanding it could mellow out over time, but you need to take action early on to keep a lid on your pet’s behavior! Keep your guard up and try to see the amusement in your animal friend’s craziness.
36 – 40 points
There is no easy way to say this, but your pet is E-V-I-L! While you’re wondering where it is half the time, or how to deal with its bad behavior, it’s highly likely that your “animal friend” is plotting to keep harassing you until you give in to its higher demands, or building a communication system to reach the other evil pets of the universe. Approach them with caution, and keep a close watch on what they might be putting together with all of your missing household items.
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6/5/2011 9:42:47 PM
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Ah-MAY-Zing
rank: 2563
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So my cat is evil, my dog is crazy and my cows are lazy. Cool.
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So my cat is evil, my dog is crazy and my cows are lazy. Cool.
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6/7/2011 4:31:26 PM
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Ah-MAY-Zing
rank: 5765
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Lol, nice Jinx. ;D You have lots of pets. :O
I'm jelly. I don't even have a pet. ]=
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Lol, nice Jinx. ;D You have lots of pets. :O
I'm jelly. I don't even have a pet. ]=
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6/9/2011 8:50:13 PM
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Maybird
rank: 912
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My cats are the loyal thing and my fish are, well, the lazy one obviously.
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My cats are the loyal thing and my fish are, well, the lazy one obviously.
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6/12/2011 5:12:37 PM
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Mayhem
rank: 1516
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my dog s crazy and loyal. And I used to have pigs and stuff so yeah. But I *twich twich* HATE*twich again* CATSSS!
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my dog s crazy and loyal. And I used to have pigs and stuff so yeah. But I *twich twich* HATE*twich again* CATSSS!
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6/13/2011 3:01:06 PM
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Ah-MAY-Zing
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Promy - That isn't even half of them.
I have 3 pigs, 20 chickens, a donkey, 2 goats, a fish and of course my favorite, a snake!
Hockey - why cats, what have they ever done to you? sorry, but Imma cat lova !
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Promy - That isn't even half of them.
I have 3 pigs, 20 chickens, a donkey, 2 goats, a fish and of course my favorite, a snake!
Hockey - why cats, what have they ever done to you? sorry, but Imma cat lova !
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6/19/2011 9:35:25 AM
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Maybird
rank: 545
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My cats are totally crazy!
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My cats are totally crazy!
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7/10/2011 11:56:10 AM
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Mayhem
rank: 1516
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i just do hate cats
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i just do hate cats
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6/16/2012 3:00:44 PM
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Maybush
rank: 103
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My aunt's girl cat is crazy and mean. But all the boy cats I've seen are nice. As long as they are newtered.
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My aunt's girl cat is crazy and mean. But all the boy cats I've seen are nice. As long as they are newtered.
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7/13/2012 9:10:31 PM
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Mayonnaise
rank: 49
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My uncles dog is crazy, and I mean really crazy
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My uncles dog is crazy, and I mean really crazy
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